The St. Clandon Times

Clandon is (re)born!
The St.Clandon Times

The Indo-Catholic Kingdom of Clandon has been resurrected from the ashes! The Clandonians are reunited under a new flag, fondly known as the 'Indian Cross' with His Holy Kingship Sheldon Pereira as the ruling monarch. As they settle in their former lands of Maharashtra and Goa and their capital, Bombay, the national newspaper, the St. Clandon Times (us) has also been established. The city of Bombay has been renewed with the renovation of the Holy Blue Palace and the rebuilding of the Basilica of St. Clandon. The following are excerpts from His Holy Kingship's speech from the Balcony of the Holy Blue Palace:

"...we are reborn from the ashes of our ancestors. We promise that Clandon will become a superpower in our region. CLANDON SHALL HAVE WHAT IT DESERVES!!! Hail St. Clandon of the sea!"

Clandon's exodus
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The Clandonians were asked to move to another place as the native people of Dashy objected to the resurrection of the Indo-Catholic Kingdom. After several flights, The Indian Cross was hoisted in another city- Puducherry now renamed as St. Clandon's. The Clandonians of Goa have remained in Goa while the Clandonians of Maharashtra migrated to Tamil Nadu and Andhra Pradesh. The Holy Blue Palace and the Basilica of St. Clandon was choppered in this morning and the following are excerpts from His Holy Kingship's speech from the Balcony of the Holy Blue Palace:

"...we are re-establishing Clandon. St. Clandon's is a beautiful city: it truly is the French Riviera of the East. Let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya. Hail St. Clandon of the sea!"

This was indeed followed by hand-holding and Kumbaya singing.

The Age of Knowledge
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Clandon has decided to take up Indois on the offer of opening an Indain University in Clandon. With this, His Holy Kingship Sheldon Pereira has decreed that 4 more universities be built in various parts of Clandon:
The St. Clandon's University in St. Clandon's,
The Fort St. George University in Fort St. George (formerly Chennai),
The University of Santo Tomas in Vasco,
and L'université de Perleville in Perleville (formerly Hyderabad)

This is to meet the Education section of Sonnveld's Cision for Undivided India. Also, two school boards, the Clandon Secular Educational Board (CSEB) and the Clandon Catholic Educational Board (CCEB) have been established to replace the former United Clandon Educational Board (UCEB) in which Catholic schools and secular schools were combined. Literacy and numeracy courses are also provided for the uneducated while literacy and numeracy tests are added to Grade 2, Grade 5, Grade 8 and Grade 11 curriculum. All in all, the new Education Policy by His Holy Kingship assisted by the Minister of Education will bring positive effects to Clandonian society and Undivided Indian society and the following are excerpts from His Holy Kingship's speech from the Balcony of the Holy Blue Palace:

"The future of Clandon lies in its youth. And the youth must be educated! Clandon will set the regional benchmark in its education policies! Hail St. Clandon of the sea!"

The Lands of Clandon
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His Holy Kingship Sheldon Pereira has unveiled the map of our glorious kingdom.
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The following are excerpts from His Holy Kingship's speech from the Balcony of the Holy Blue Palace:

"The face of Clandon shines on the two seas! Hail St. Clandon of the sea!"